Yeah, so my mum loves them…she watches them, like a 6 year old hooked on Pokemon. But what’s the point? I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.”

Also someone had sent a mail at work today..talking about how great India has been all along..No there is no sarcasm here, I’m a patriot too (not the kind that would actually fight for the country, but one that would probably sit around and talk about it)…anyway, one of things that caught my eye, was the fact that we’ve never taken over any country in the last 1000 years. Can you believe that..1000 years! and we even gave off Pakistan in the bargain! What are we? some charitable trust? Even they deal in drugs!

But yeah, nonetheless…our army is great… but you know, who’s army is not? The Swiss Army. Apparently they’ve gone like 525 years, without a war. No wonder they now spend most of their time on making swiss cheese cakes…I heard they’re gonna make swiss fruit cakes now. But just imagine if they had a war…how would they fight? Ever see that little Swiss Army knife? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. “Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”

Yeah, I hate war.  But what I also hate..is people who give each other flowers. Why would anyone do that? You’re killing a living creature for cryin out loud. You know maybe what we should do, we should include every living thing.. “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased Gerbil. I added Squirrel tails around it so that its fluffy!!” “mmmm honey! it smells great! Musty!”

gag yourself